The following phone call was not lsitened to by any government factions. Thanks to our glorious leader Mao Zadong (GLMZ), we can enjoy unrestricted, private usage of out leader's great invention- the telephone. So spin that dial and make your call! Where will you call? ANYWHERE YOU WANT! Want to call your friend?! Call your friend! Want to call your employer? Call your friend! Want to call the police? Call your friend or your employer! Want to order food? We're out. That's one you can't do.
